i got caught in the north south position
and i literally had to kiss ass and balls

that's something i definitely don't want to do again!

learning how to get out of that quickly before it becomes uncomfortable in so many ways is an incentive to learn fast.

anybody who has a good escape from the position, please share your method.

i googled for escapes from this position.

here's one, an escape which involves a roll leading to his back. and as the guy says, it's a weird position to be in.



here's a similar version from submissions101, with detail on bracing your arms to get space before rolling.



another one from submissions101, scoot and spin. pushing on the hips, butt up, then spinning and turning to get opponent's side or back. if opponent tries to get side control, stick a knee in then get closed guard.



ok... next time i get caught, i would try to get out quickly... or if his parts come anywhere near my face, i would tap out =)